Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport.
This is a nonsmoking facility.
We appreciate your cooperation.
Are you sure the flight wasn't delayed?
I just checked the screen. Her plane landed 10 minutes ago.
May I have your attention, please?
Baby girl! Oh!
Welcome home.
It's so great to see you.
Ah, I missed you so much.
I missed you too.
Oh, baby, this is Dedra.
Hi.
I've heard so much about you.
How was your flight?
Great. You know, bad food.
Some creepy slob sitting next to me
staring at my tits the whole way.
Tits that have grown.
I know, right? Can you believe it?
I thought I was gonna have to get implants.
Come on, let's get out of here.
We Te gonna have so much fun.
I have so many things planned for you.
You got any bags?
Oh, yeah, they're in the baggage.
So the bitch tries to give me a B+.
Can you believe that? Me?
I'm, like, "No fucking way, you frigid twat.
I worked my ass off on that paper."
That twat.
So, I go to two other department teachers, and I have them review it
and they agree it is an A paper
so I have the principal step in, and she forces her
to change the grade.
Nice arbitration.
You still back there, babe?
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, I'm just listening.
Tell me something about yourself, Dedra.
Tell you something about myself? Um--
Too vague? Okay, where are you from?
St. Louis.
Any siblings?
Four sisters.
Oh, God, what a nightmare.
I'm so glad I'm an only child.
I would hate to share my dad with anybody.
Mmm...mwah.
Aw.
Hm.
God, traffic in L.A. sucks.
Hm.
These are new.
Yeah. Come on.
Surprise. Close your eyes. You're gonna love this.
You're gonna love this.
There.
What do you think?
Wow!
Everything is totally different.
I mean, D painted the whole thing by herself.
Oh, gosh.
I was happy to hire someone to do it
but she insisted.
I don't know how you did it all by yourself.
Yeah.
Thanks, Dedra.
That's a funny clown.
Yeah, we got you--
Cool.
...some dolls.
Let's go to the pier.
Now?
Yes. I wanna whip your ass in air hockey.
Oh, you wish, sucker.
We have 7:00 reservations.
7.'00?
That's when old people eat.
C?non, let's just go to the pier.
D, can you call the restaurant
and see if they can take us at 8:00?
It was hard enough getting the 7:00, but, um...
I don't care about eating at some fancy restaurant.
Come on, the sun is shining. Let's go have fun.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Great.
Come on, you ass-licking
pussy-whipped
son of a bitch.
Kiss my ass.
That cold weather back East has impaired your game, kid.
Kiss your fanny? I got game, fool.
I got mad game, muthafucker.
Okay. Bring it.
ugh.
YOU lose!
How sad are you right now?
Come on, D, you're up.
Oh, no, I don't play.
Don't be a peeper.
I'm really bad at games.
It's really easy.
You just have to slide the puck around
and get it in the thing.
It's really easy. Don't be a peeper, Dedra.
Come on.
See? I stink at this.
What's with the attitude?
You gotta believe in yourself, kid.
Dream the impossible dream.
Get in there. Get your hands dirty.
Do it.
Oh!
Come on.
Ow!
All right!
Whoa! Nice!
WOO!
Ho, ho, ho.
Yikes.
Hey.
What just happened? it's just a game.
I know. I told you. I don't like that kind of stuff.
It's nothing to get upset about.
It's just that, you know, I want her to like me
and I can already tell she thinks I'm a loser.
She does like you.
No.
D, stop.
We're gonna go to dinner. We're gonna have a nice time.
She's gonna get to know you. You're gonna get to know her.
It'll be great.
Yeah.
Oh, I am so embarrassed.
Oh, gosh, she thinks I'm such a baby.
Yeah, but you're my baby.
Come on. Let's hit it.
I am ready to eat.
I haven't had a thing all day.
Do you like sushi, Chloe?
Love it.
There's this great little place near my school, it's not fancy like this
it's just like a cool little hole in the wall, but the sushi is so good.
There's this spicy tuna roll.
Oh, my God. It's better than sex.
Yeah.
Hey, guys. I'm Lukas.
I'll be your server tonight.
Can I get you started with some drinks?
I'll have an apple martini.
I'll have a vodka martini straight up and very dirty.
Are you old enough?
To what?
Drink.
Don't worry, I'm not planning
on operating any heavy equipment.
Okay.
Sir, what can I get you?
I'll have the same as my daughter, only not as dirty.
And one olive will do just fine.
Right. I'll be back in just a minute to take your order.
That was subtle.
Who taught you your moves, Heidi Fleiss?
I credit you, actually.
Ah, touché.
I don't mean to sound like a prude, but aren't you a little young to be drinking alcohol?
Oh, come on, one drink's not gonna kill her.
She's 15. I mean, My god,
I don't think I had my first drink until I was a freshman in college.
I was 12.
What college to did you to?
Oh, it was just a local junior college, nothing special.
No, that's great.
I hear some of those can actually be pretty decent.
My friend, her sister went to SMC
and then she wound up going to UCLA.
And she was like a total retard.
Well, let's see what you've got.
You've never won a game.
Suck on that.
It's not fair.
And I get to pick up--
Now--
Bang.
You're going down tonight.
What do you got?
Dammit, I thought I had a better hand.
God, I wish I had your metabolism-
I'm pretty lucky.
I can pretty much eat whatever I want
and never gain any weight.
Really?
Wait till you hit your mid-20s.
I don't think it will happen.
My mom was pretty slim
and my dad said she ate like a horse. So...
How old were you?
I was one.
Oh, my God.
That's really young.
Yeah.
Pretty sad, I guess.
I don't know, it's hard to miss something that you never really had.
I've seen pictures of her.
I look like her, a lot like her.
Your dad doesn't really talk much about her.
He hasn't said much to me, either.
Just said he loved her very much and she was very beautiful
but always sad. After she had me, I mean.
Something chemical. She changed.
My Aunt Lilly said she wouldn't even hold me.
She said she was jealous of me.
She was jealous of her own baby?
Yeah. Apparently, she was like madly in love with my dad, and after she had me
she felt like my dad loved me more than her
and she couldn't take it, so...
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
She was determined, that's for sure.
Dennis?
Anybody home?
Hey, are you guys up there?
Hi.
Hey,babe.
Hey, Dedra.
D?
You in there?
D!
D, unlock the door, honey.
D!
What is going on?
Nothing.
Something? obviously wrong.
Jesus, D, what is going on with you?
Oh, I guess it's totally normal to find your future husband
and his topless teenage daughter lying out completely naked
in full view of the entire world.
We're not in full view of anybody
and as far as being topless
by God, I've seen that girl naked
her entire life. Big fucking deal.
I'm sorry I don't understand the whole hippie thing
but, you know, most people would find this situation a little weird.
Weird?
Yeah, weird.
You know, the touching each other constantly and the sex talk.
Do you realize that when we're out together
people think the two of you are together?
- Well, that's ridiculous. - Well, it's true.
Well, I'm not everybody, and how dare you judge
my relationship with my daughter. How dare you!
And I like the fact that we're close.
I mean, is that a crime?
Heavens no.
No, I'm just an uptight prude, Dennis. It's totally normal.
You know what, I can't talk to you right now. You're just jealous.
You are.
You can't stand the fact that there's another woman in this house
and you aren't the center of my attention 2417!
Oh, don't flatter yourself, asshole.
Listen to me, because I am not going to repeat this.
If we're gonna get married, you'd better accept the fact
that Chloe is an important part of my life
a very important part of my life
and I will not choose sides!
I'm gonna go out for a little while.
See you later.
Happy?
That girl has done nothing to you--
Nothing.
Hey. Hey, I have something to say to both of you.
Um... I'm not--
God, I don't know how to put this right, but--
I guess I can start by saying I'm sorry.
I've been horrible. it's just--
I feel so left out of things, you know?
And I'm-- I mean, it's not your fault
and you're right, Dennis, I've been jealous.
And it's totally wrong and immature of me
but I've...
Chloe, I-- I'm sorry, I just really--
I've been really scared that--
I've been really scared that you hate me.
Oh, God.
No, I'm--
...all right.
Oh.
Oh, God, can you say basket case?
Shit, I totally forgot.
Hello.
Hi.
What up?
I'm going to go show Lukas my stamp collection.
You kids be good.
Oh, God!
Do it!
Here.
Oh, Lukas is deejaying tonight.
He said he could get us on the list.
That guy's a deejay, too?
My God, he gets around.
So you'll come, right?
I don't know.
No, we were gonna see that new Julia Roberts movie tonight.
A movie?
I'm leaving in three days. Come on.
I might need some adult supervision.
We'll see.
Could be fun.
Here. You do this. You're smarter than me.
Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, you scared me.
Can I borrow your lipstick?
Yeah. Sure. Top drawer.
Wow.
You really like bright colors.
Oh, most of those are old.
I'm not really into makeup these days.
I think the natural look is better.
Yeah.
Well, thanks anyway.
No worries.
What are you gonna wear tonight?
I don't know.
You should wear tight jeans.
You have nice legs.
And you should wear your hair up.
He likes that.
Okay.
Huh. Thanks.
Anytime, Dedra.
Anytime.
What a tool.
Who? The surfer waiter DJ?
Why is it that guys think that just because you fuck them
that means you're like in love with them or something?
Lots of girls are like that.
Not me. Girls are fucking stupid.
I'm 15 years old. I'm not ready for a boyfriend yet.
Oh, my God, I love this song!
We're dancing.
No, thanks.
No, I'm just-- I'm not much of a dancer.
Come on. You guys are so boring.
Come on, Dad.
Oh, go on, you two, go on.
I'll-- I'll be fine. I'll wait here.
You sure?
Yeah.
All right, I'll be right back.
♪ Everyone sits down, I stand up ♪
♪ They might walk, but I'm gonna strut ♪
♪ They fit in, I stand out ♪
♪ Even if l have to shout ♪
♪ I know, I know, I'm not the same ♪
♪ You say yes, and I say ♪
♪ Don't care What they say ♪
♪ I do things differently ♪
♪ With all the clichés ♪
♪ I do things differently ♪
♪ l guess they don't get me ♪
♪ I do things differently ♪
♪ I do, I do, I do, I do, I do!
♪ With the song I'm gonna wreck it literally ♪
♪ I'm gonna stand In the picture ♪
♪ Perfect shadow Of someone ♪
♪ l don't wanna be ♪
♪ I'm not sorry at all ♪
♪ But that's just Me, me, me, me ♪
♪ You keep it Neat and tidy ♪
How's it going?
Fine. Thanks.
Can I buy you a drink?
♪ I know, I know I'm not the same ♪
♪ You say yes And I say ♪
♪ No, no, no ♪
♪ Don't care what they say ♪
♪ I do things differently ♪
Yeah.
♪ With all the clichés ♪
Sure.
♪ I do things differently ♪J7
What the hell do you think you're doing?
What does it look like I'm doing, Dennis? I'm dancing.
Who's this?
I'm her fiancé.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, it's okay. it's okay.
We were just having a little fun, right?
Go on, Dennis. Go back to your precious little girl.
You're a real fucking piece of work.
You know that, D?
It's okay. Come on.
I'm about to come.
Oh, Shit!
I don't feel well. I don't--
I'm starving, babe.
I know. I'm sorry.
I just can't decide between the grilled salmon
or the veggie-wrap.
Get the salmon. It's brain food.
Okay.
Ready?
I'm ready to eat this whole table.
I'll have the chimichangas with extra guac on the side
and I'll pay extra. I don't care.
Nah, I'll throw it in there. Just don't tell anybody.
Great, thanks.
And you, hon?
I'll have a salmon.
And can I have the grilled vegetables
instead of the mashed potatoes?
I don't see why not. Okay.
Thank you very, very much.
I like her.
Mm-hm.
I think she's new.
Her breasts are so big.
Are they?
I feel bad for her.
She's gonna have lots of lower back problems
when she's older.
Yes, Dr. Chen.
It's true.
Hey, babe, what's up?
Nothing.
I don't know.
Do you like--
I mean, do you find girls with large breasts attractive?
Well, I guess. It depends.
On what?
On the girl, right?
But Cheryl had big breasts, right?
Yeah, they were a couple of handfuls.
Hey, babe, I like your body.
They're not very big.
I don't care. You have a really nice chest.
Sometimes I think about getting a boob job
but it's just so superficial.
Well, I guess some guys like them.
Otherwise, why would women bother, right?
I don't think it's just about men.
Some girls just want larger breasts for themselves.
Not everything a girl does is just to impress a man.
Okay, babe. Don't bite my head off about it.
Sorry.
That's okay.
I like when you get all feminist and shit.
Oh, baby, does that feel good?
Uh-huh!
Excuse me?
Really?
Yeah.
Did you do it?
No way.
Ew, Tammy Lynn.
Well, lots of guys like that sort of thing.
Get out.
No, really.
Have you ever...?
Sure.
Seriously?
Uh-huh.
It just seems so--
dirty.
Hey.
What are you doing?
I was just in the hall. I ran to get the phone.
Oh, okay.
L-- l was just calling to see
if you were still gonna come over tonight after work.
Well, you know, I'm just gonna chill at home tonight.
Jackson 's coming over.
We Te gonna drink some beers, play some Xbox.
Is that cool?
Oh, um...
Yeah, of course that's fine.
Tell him I said hi.
Okay. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Okay. Bye.
Bye.
You've been kind of quiet.
I am?
I'm sorry. I guess I'm just a little tired.
We'll make it a chill night.
We'll rent one of your chick flicks and cuddle on the couch.
Let's go to a bar.
Really?
You want to go to a bar.
I go to bars sometimes.
Not with me, you haven't.
Wen, maybe
you don't know me as well as you think you do
mister smartypants.
♪ Let's say I want it ♪
♪ Let's say l want What's over there ♪
♪ Let's say I know it ♪
♪ Let's say I've know it anywhere ♪
♪ 'Cause there 's just some things ♪
♪ You know what's not and what is ♪
♪ It's just like honey ♪
♪ And when you get a taste of it ♪
♪ So baby, what I know ♪
♪ There 's no stop 'cause you are go ♪
♪ No way l can tame it ♪
♪ But baby, I can name it ♪
♪ You're so pony, so very, very pony, pony ♪
♪ You Te so pony, so very, so very pony ♪
♪ You ain't no one-trick ♪
♪ You Te more like the triple crown ♪
♪ You ain't no one--♪♪
Wait.
Wait. Stop.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I just really like you.
Oh, yeah, me too.
You know that thing you asked me to do the other night?
Yeah.
Do you still want me to do it?
I don't want you to do anything
that you're not comfortable with.
I know.
So?
So do you still want me to do it?
Wen, yeah.
It's lower.
Okay.
Lower.
Oh, baby.
That's it.
Oh, yeah. That's it, babe.
Babe.
Yeah?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Well, come back to bed.
Okay. Be there in a sec.
All of these are peripheral neuropathies
and the term Charcot-Marie Tooth
is a term that was coined by the three French physicians
earlier in the century
to identify the syndrome.
Now, all of these, as I said, are peripheral neuropathies
which affect the nerves--
Hi.
Hey, babe, what 's cooking ?
Nothing. I'm just shopping.
Oh, yeah? Nice.
I made reservations at our favorite
so I'll pick you up at 8:00, okay?
Okay. Sure. It sounds great, hon.
By the way, I had fun last night.
Maybe we can do it again.
See you tonight.
Okay. Bye-bye.
Oh, you like soap, huh?
No, I don't want to buy all these.
I just need to know which one works best.
Best for what?
For your hands.
Well, it depends on what you want to wash off.
This one is good for oil and grease.
And this one has ammonium chloride
It 's strong
but it has a tendency toward drying.
I need one that can get out odors.
Like cigarettes ?
No.
Is it a feminine need?
No.
It's--
it's for a, uh--
...a fecal odor.
Fecal?
You know--poop.
You got poop on your hands.
Listen... Ned
I really don't want to get into this right now, okay?
No, I understand. I understand totally.
It's none of my beeswax.
Which one's best?
Oh, for that, anything will do.
Common household soap should do the trick.
No. No. You don't-- don't understand.
I've tried all that. Nothing is working.
I just need a really strong odor-removing soap.
Okay. All right. Okay.
Okay, try this one.
Wait! Your change is...
Stupid...
Get off.
It's gotta work. It's gotta work.
Why? Why?
Why is this happening to me?
Hey,babe.
Whoa. Did you put on the whole bottle?
It's a little strong at first.
Yeah, no kidding.
Well, here.
Oh, they're so beautiful.
You going for a little Michael Jackson thing?
My--my hand got cold.
Just your one hand?
I'm going to put these in water, and we'll go.
Okay.
I am freaking starving.
Ground control to Major Ginny.
Do you read me?
What?
Where are you tonight? You seem all spacey, babe.
I'm sorry.
I've been a little preoccupied.
School stuff.
Well, don't let the man get you down.
What?
Oh, nothing. I'm just looking.
For what?
Seeing if they seated us
next to the bathrooms or something.
Bathrooms?
Yeah.
I keep smelling shit.
I-I-I Can't.
Ginny.
Hey, stop!
Sorry.
I know what you did.
Now, this is an unbelievable value, people.
Amazing. Pure gold and titanium.
You know, a lot of other watches out there--
...are made in places like China and Taiwan.
They are mass produced, which means the quality
just isn't there.
Hi. I can 'I get to the phone right now
but if you leave a message, I promise to get back to you.
Thank you.
Why you don't call Father back?
Call us back. We very worried.
Ginny!
Ginny, it's me, babe. Open up.
Me and Tammy are here. We're worried about you. Let us in.
Come on, sweetie-pie, open up.
Open the door. We don't know what's going on with you
but whatever it is, you know we can help.
We're not leaving till you open this door.
Ginny--
Ginny, babe, what? going on?
Everyone is so worried about you.
Your parents called me.
Professor Carlton asked about you, too.
Let us in so we can help you.
It can't be that bad.
Nothing works.
What doesn't work, honey?
Nothing.
I keep-- l keep washing
and I keep scrubbing.
It won't go away.
Why won't it go away?
What, babe? What won't go away?
It doesn't matter.
it doesn't matter.
It doesn't fucking matter!
It doesn't matter!
Do something!
No!
Hold her.
Ginny, do you know why you are here?
Why is that?
Everybody thinks I'm crazy.
Do you think you're crazy?
Is that a yes?
I don't know.
I Can Smell it...
all the time
but they keep telling me it's not there.
You mean the--
Poop.
Yes, the poop, as you say.
And how did the poop get on your finger?
Chad.
He made me do it during sex.
Do what?
Put my finger up his butt.
I don't know what she's talking about.
She is not making sense right now.
Stop it! Stop--
Are you crazy?
Oh, my God.
Check the north corridor.
Ginny.
Psst.
Over here.
It's me.
Jesus-
Listen.
There isn't much time.
They'll never believe you.
But it won't go away.
Sin never does.
There 's only one thing you can do.
You know what must be done.
Go. Go now, my child.
No! No, stop!
She's right in here.
Here you go.
Hi, sweetie.
How you doing today?
I brought you some things you might like.
It's just some fun reading while you're here.
Well, you making any friends around here?
Cheater!
Oh, my Lord!
Oh, my Lord.
Well, better hit it. Got a hair appointment.
Carl's taking me to some fancy-schmantzy place in Malibu.
You take care now, okay?
Bye, sweetie.
Bye.
Okay, I'm ready.
Liza?
How about Anastasia?
Mm. Too Russian.
How about Claire ? Huh ?
Claires are always nice.
No, they 're too Anglo, Tom.
We need to go a little more, you know, ethnic.
Ethnic. Like what?
Like--
You asshole.
I'm trying to concentrate here.
Okay, I'm sorry.
You know I hate it when you do that, Geri.
B.F.D., Tom. Just start again.
G-er...
Stinky hairy pussy. Stinky hairy pussy.
Stinky hairy pussy--
Ger.
In here, Tom.
It's almost 2:00, Geri, we gotta get going.
She's going to be there in less than an hour.
Okay, I'm coming.
Okay, Blanche.
Take a fucking Xanax, Tom.
It would be nice if you could help a little around here.
Oh, yeah? And do what?
Lick the floors?
What's that?
A mojito.
You're just drinking on a weekday afternoon?
Mm-hm.
Uh-huh, no.
I don't think that's the kind of first impression
we need to be making here, Ger.
She's here?
She's here.
Come in--please.
I'm-- Oh, I'm Tom.
Sorry, I--
This is my life partner, Geri.
Hi.
Uh, um... can we get you anything to drink or...?
Money.
Right.
Why beat around the bush? Okay.
There you go.
Good.
Papers.
Right.
Questions?
What about an instruction manual?
It's--no, we're fine.
Go.
Ciao.
Oh--
Hi, sweetie.
I'm Tom
and this is Geri
and we're--
your daddies.
Oh, God, that sounds so weird.
- Ger. -Hmm?
Try a little, please.
Okay.
Hi.
Do you have a name, honey?
Good...
because we already picked one for you.
You...
Mahogany.
Isn't it nice?
Do you like it?
I think I'll put some music on.
isn't it fabulous?
What is she doing?
She's just sitting there.
What's wrong with her?
There's nothing wrong with her, Ger.
She's getting adjusted.
Shh.
We should get her out of the house.
It might break the ice.
Where should we take her?
♪ Fabulous ♪
Mahogany?
Is everything all right in there, sweetie?
Ger.
Oh, my God, look.
Is-- Is that your daughter?
Yes.
Oh.
We just got her today.
Congratulations.
Rose came into our lives six months ago
and I cannot tell you how rewarding
the whole experience has been.
She is enriched both of our lives.
Oh, that's wonderful.
We're very excited. Aren't we, hon?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
I'm Tom, and this is Geri.
I'm Steve, and this is my husband Paulo.
Ciao.
Oh, Italiano?
Si.
Molto bene.
Okay-- And this is little Mahogany.
Say hello to Steve and Paulo, sweetie.
Hi, honey.
This is ROSS.
Very pleased to make your acquaintance.
Why, isn't she the chic little one.
She speaks three languages
and plays the violin like you wouldn't believe.
And she just came like that?
Well, we're having a little get-together
at our house tomorrow afternoon.
Why don't the two of you come and bring little Rose?
We're going to have a clown.
And it's catered .
Oh, well, thank you.
Uh, we have some stuff to do tomorrow
but we would love to drop by.
Please do.
It was nice meeting you all. Bye-bye.